If you've been a USA fan for any length of time, you are likely aware that Nike has had a history of providing the USMNT with some pretty lame unis.

I was so very happy to find this specific product in this very size! A friend in Germany who has hosted my visits three times, had originally asked me to get him a 28 ounce bottle of it in 2005. I couldn't find it. I looked again in 2010, and 2012, but still had not found it. This year, it occurred to me to check for it on amazon, and I know I am going to feel very appreciated with Maddinsche get's a bottle of it for Christmas!

As a fully grown adult I never expected to pick up a little foam dart blaster and run around the house yelling and unleashing a barrage of orange-blue fun. But that's exactly what happened when we bought this for Christmas - and isn't that what toys are for?