Country: 46.234.102.5, Europe, CZ

City: 14.4112 , Czechia

I have these neighbors across the street, a bunch of early twenties, yuppy, know-it-alls with no discernible source of income other than the frequent coming and goings of other punks. They like to let their dog run amok and poop on everyone's lawn. Well, I finally caught that dog in the act, went over, knocked on the door, handed the kid a bag and said you have some poop to pick up off my lawn. He proceeded to be very disrespectful. What he didn't know was that in my other hand I had my Liquid Ass! So, I shook it up, told him if he wanted to be an a-hole he might as well smell like one, sprayed him and ran like hell! He called the police on me, but when they saw what I sprayed him with they were laughing so hard (and begging me to tell them where I purchased it)they never even thought about arresting me, let alone a citation! This punk told the dispatcher I sprayed him with mace! Ha Ha Ha! That house has been as quiet as a graveyard for the past week. I think they have finally learned their lesson! Also, the rest of the neighborhood cannot thank me enough! Thank you Liquid Ass for giving me the pleasure of making that a-hole's day AND becoming the most popular woman in the neighborhood!

I had already read all of the old stories so I'm giving this three stars but if I was JUST rating the new short story I'd have given it 4 :)

The product was a shade shorter than the original antenna, but it fit perfectly and I can see no difference in reception and that is what counts.